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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
Silly? Shocking? Profound? Click the smiley to vote it up!
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Have you seen the muffin man? the muffin man? yes the muffin man who lives down by the dump
« Japanese »
マフィン人に会ったか。 マフィン人か。 ダンプによって住んでいるはいマフィン人
It met to the muffin person? Muffin person? You have lived with dump to be, the muffin person
:)
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What ho? GET BACK ON THAT CACK!
« Korean »
무슨ho? 저것에CACK을 돌려받으십시요!
ho? Turn the CACK to that and receive!
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On an empty road I once found a traveler.
« Japanese »
空の道でIつは一度旅行者を見つけた。
I found one time traveler on the road of the sky.
by Satyr
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I seem to have sprayed sperm all over
« Spanish »
Me parezco haber rociado la esperma todo encima
I above look like to have sprinkled the sperm all
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You know? I've got some real heartburn problems, dude. Real problems. With heartburn. Welsh heartburn.
« Welsh »
Adwaenoch? Fi ve got rhyw 'n sylweddol d broblemau , choegyn. 'n sylweddol broblemau. Ag d. Cymraeg d.
adwaenoch I ve coat sex ' heartburn substantial heartburn problems , coxcomb. ' heartburn substantial problems. With heartburn. Welsh heartburn.
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I was hoping you might consider removing your shirt and exposing your breasts for all to see. And please be sure to turn your webcam on.
« Chinese (simplified) »
我希望您也许考虑去除您的衬衣和暴露您的所有的乳房能看。 并且请务必打开您的网络摄影。
I hoped that perhaps you considered removes your shirt and exposes your all breasts to be able to look. And please by all means must open your network photography.
:)
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Are your chances of getting pregnant better if you have sex in the morning?
« Croatian »
Are yours Chanel with getting tired ultra if you have sex in the morning?
:)
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Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
« Chinese (traditional) »
The person has two emotion: Hungry and has the angle. If you see him not to erect, makes a his sandwich.
by Quigui
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I have heart burn
« Japanese »
私に胸やけがある
There is a chest self-abandonment in me
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Welcome to Duncan Longden Photography.
« German »
Willkommen Fotographie zur Duncan-Longden.
Welcome photography to the Duncan Longden.
Nice shirts like you!