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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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We're sorry, your call cannot be completed as dialed.
« Dutch »
We are sad, can your question be completed not as twisted.
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I think I love you. Could we please go somewhere and have sex?
« Welsh »
I suppose I Love ' dogs. We were able please go somewhere I go I have sex?
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I throw my cat around and eventually he shits all over the place.
« Swedish »
SELF throw mine cats around and eventually he dirt all over place.
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i think my aunties a paedophile
« Korean »
Me the paedophile it thinks my auntie
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Fold the eggs into the cake batter one at a time.
« Finnish »
Kerätä tarhaan eggs ardor kakku lyöjä ainoa aikaa aika.
Fold eggs into cake batter only at period.
by Rachel Benn
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make me a sandwich!
« Japanese »
私にサンドイッチをしなさい!
Do the sandwich in me!
by Sandra
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Ask not what your country can do for you. Ask what you can do for your country
« Japanese »
There are no, ask any which your country can make because of you. Ask those which can make because of your country
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Holly shit, it's Batman!
« Spanish »
Excrement of the holly, is personal assistant!
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I am the best fucking stalker of the fucking zone that has ever fucking lived!
« Hungarian »
Am I the prime whore stalker b�l whore zone that possesses sometime whore she was alive!
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I dislike going to school every day because you are there
« Serbian »
I dislike lying down training daily accordingly you subsist beyond
Nice shirts like you!