I love books. It is people I don't get. That's why I enjoy being alone.
EGO diligo libri. Is est populus EGO don't adepto. Ut quare EGO utor solitas.
I to value highly book. This is populace I don't to obtain. When wherefore I to use lonliness.
Playing with yourself is fun
使用与你自己是乐趣
The use and you are the pleasure
We're rocking with our cocks out
We' re balanço com nossas torneiras para fora
We' reverse speed rocking with our taps for is
i just saw a guy tripping over a rock! his fall was hilarious!
« Chinese (traditional) »
我看見人絆倒在岩石! 他的秋天是熱鬧的!
I see the human to trip in the rock! His autumn is lively!
I you respected the cup where the together love be youth is refreshing and to have me combine putting out this cold region tries to think i was.
I u eerbiedigde de kop waar samen van is de jeugd zich verfrist is houd en om me te hebben uit het zetten van deze koude combineren het gebied probeert te denken ik was.
I you respected to the head where together of youth is refreshed himself keep and to have me from putting these cold combine the area tries think I was.
by Maria
your mother was a hampster, and your father smelt of elderberries
su madre era un hampster, y su eperlano del padre de bayas del saúco
her mother was to hampster, and her eperlano of the father of berries of the elder
There once was a man from Nantucket, whose prick was so long he could suck it. He said with a grin as he wiped his chin, If my ear was a cunt I could fuck it.
'na siwrnai was ddyn chan Nantucket whose bigo was 'n gyhyd allai sipia 'i. Ddeudai ag a grin fel sychai eiddo elgeth , Ai 'm hoda was a cunt Allais fuck 'i.
' I do journey servant man with Nantucket whose pick servant ' heartburn as long he was able I sip ' I. He said with I go withered like he dried his chin , Or ' ores I shoot servant I go cunt I Was able fuck ' I.
by Bob Smith
To be or not to be!
by niko
jonathan livingston seagull
요나단 리빙스톤 갈매기
Only round the [su] ton sea gull
by hyrax49
