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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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I do not want anybody else. When I think about you, I touch myself.
« Swedish »
JAG viljade inte någon annars. När JAG tänka om du , JAG beröring mig själv.
SELF did not want anybody else. When SELF think about yous , SELF touch myself.
God rocks
« Korean »
신은 흔든다
Puts on and shakes
by Whizkid103
All right, sweethearts, what are you waiting for? Breakfast in bed? Another glorious day in the Corps! A day in the Marine Corps is like a day on the farm. Every meal's a banquet! Every paycheck a fortune! Every formation a parade! I LOVE the Corps!
« Korean »
좋아, 연인, 당신은 무엇을 기다리고 있는가? 침대에 있는 조반? 군단에 있는 다른 멋진 하루! 해병대에 있는 일은 농장에 일 같이 이다. 각 meal' s 연회! 각 봉급지불수표 운! 각 대형 분열식! 나는 군단을 사랑한다!
Is good, delay, are you waiting what? The breakfast which is by the bed? There is to a corps and, glorious day! The work which is to the Marine Corps rises like is in the farm. Each meal' s banquets! Each paycheck fortune! Each formation parade! Me loves the corps! where
That's what I like about those high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age.
« Dutch »
That' s wat ik ongeveer van die middelbare schoolmeisjes, mens houd. Ik word ouder, blijven zij de zelfde leeftijd.
That' s what I love approximately those middle schoolgirls, people. I become parent, remain they same the age.
Your mum is less dirty than a calf on heat fucking a blender!
« Welsh »
'ch mum ydy 'n llai baedda na chroth acha boethi fucking chymysgwr!
' dogs mum he is being ' heartburn less I beat I do womb astride heat fucking mixer!
I am great in bed. I would like to sleep with you.
« Japanese »
私はベッドで大きい。 私はあなたと眠ることを望む。
I am large with the bed. I you desire the fact that you sleep.
by ben
Is you is or is you ain't my baby?
« Italian »
Siete siete o siete voi ain' t il mio bambino?
Are or are you ain' t my child?
by James A. Calwell III
Rick rolled!
« Norwegian »
Engelsk syke gynge!
Rickets rock!
Fourteen families flash fried turkeys. Coincidentally there were 24 reported house fires. One report was filed of a burnt prick, which occured durring the fucking of the bird.
« Chinese (traditional) »
十四個家庭閃動油煎的火雞。 巧合地有24報告的房子火。 一报告提出了被燒的刺,在鳥的該死的混蛋期間,發生。
14 families flash the turkey which fries in oil. The coincidence has 24 report house fires. A report proposed thorn which burns, should die in the bird bastard period, occurrence.
by Lee
Like shooting fish in a barrel
« Italian »
Come i pesci della fucilazione in un barilotto
Like the fish of the execution in a keg
Nice shirts like you!